Fucking Teenagers Man (Off Topic)

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 07/22/2014 at 23:20 • Filed to: teenagers, off topic, facebook

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This is the shit that pops up on my Facebook feed. Yes, I know these two. This BTW is why Oppo kicks ass! NONE of this BS! I hate Florida. I hate my generation.

Nibby > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:20

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Fucking teenagers?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:22

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Hey, all teenagers aren't like this, but there's a reason the only people from school I'm friends with are people I actually know and like.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/22/2014 at 23:23

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I know I know it just seems like more and more are like this! I'm 16 too its just this is the shit that makes me furious!

Opposite Locksmith > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:24

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Have better friends... Not trying to be mean but I never dealt with that when I was a teenager (1.5 years ago)

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:24

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I somehow manage to avoid all drama in class. I thankfully avoid most of it out of school too. I guess it pays to have like 5 friends that don't cause shit.

JR1 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:25

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Obviously there is some excellent parenting going on

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Opposite Locksmith 07/22/2014 at 23:25

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Well these are just Facebook friends, not my actual real friends. Its just shit like this is so annoying and its what gives people bad impressions of all of us in general.

This sadly is my generation. I hate my generation

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:26

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"almost a year"

I have no words.

Why am I part of this generation.

Why do I have to be a teenager.

Why do I have to be associated with morons like them.

Why must stupid kurwas like them exist.

Why.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/22/2014 at 23:27

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Thats pretty much like me too. I pick my friends very very carefully. I don't want to deal with any of this. I'm glad I don't have friends that get put in these situations and drag me in!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/22/2014 at 23:27

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EXACTLY! YOU GET MY POINT 100%. I'm 16. they are right around there too! this is the shit I get associated with! This is why I hate my generation!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:28

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Yeah, I stay away from the drama people. Although I do live in a small city. So it's hard not to see it but I tend to stay away from those people.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:30

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Fucking hell... I thought my school was bad.

scoob > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:31

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Fucking hell. Is she really 13 and pregnant?!

It seems the only normal teens on the internet are those on Oppo! Oppo teens unite!

Bandit > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:34

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I hate our generation too. I just had two friends in my grade get married and another two are engaged... I graduated high school in June. What the hell people?!

Bandit > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/22/2014 at 23:35

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I echo these sentiments.

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:35

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I absolutley adore this.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > scoob 07/22/2014 at 23:37

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Yeah, yeah she is!

We've also got the 16 year old who got pregnant at 15 but kept the kid, even though the dad ran off and left. But now shes back to doing the drugs and alcohol which got her knocked up in the first place.

We've got the 14 year old whose already had 5 abortions because she gets black out drunk and gets fucked by whatever guy grabs her first.

The 16 year old who let guys fuck her for weed who is now 7 months pregnant.

And the freshmen who became pregnant in 8th grade and join high school pregnant.

And countless others like this!

here's something really sad. One of the local high schools offers a daycare for the teens with kids so they can still go get an education. For the first time EVER, the day care BECAME FULL. There was a new record of teen pregnancies.

Its really fucked up seeing these teens smoking blunts every night and partying all the time and getting drunk and having sex and being fucking morons.

Yes, we here on Oppo are the normal teens! Unite!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Bandit 07/22/2014 at 23:39

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You see that this one is engaged even though shes always partying and getting fucked by other guys.

And oh my god so many of them getting abortions who dont want to keep the baby.

And the ones who keep the baby but have no father even though he promises he'd never leave.

Shit like this makes me hate high school.

I cant wait to get out.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:40

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How is this even possible? I know for a fact that's illegal in Florida. I have a sneaking suspicion, when he signs the paper work for the kid he will end up in cuffs.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/22/2014 at 23:41

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Is it though? Isnt legal consent 16 here? I dont know because Ive never been bothered to look into it more or had to look into it more. Trust me I am still 100% against it though!

I hate Florida

scoob > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:45

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I think, for the first time in history, there may be a shortage of Darwin Awards.

Jesus, those people are crazy.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:46

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Nope, it's 18. There are no exclusion laws, as in if one is 18 and the other is 17 it still is illegal. That's what kills me about the lesbian couple case that has brought Florida into national news again.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:51

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Teenage pregnancy rates have been declining since the 70's. Though to be fair the stats include anyone up to the age of 20 non-inclusive.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/22/2014 at 23:52

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Oh god don't even get me started on that damn case! That pissed me off so fucking much.

But this whole thing is dumb. All these teens are dumb. I hate my generation and my state

Clown Shoe Pilot > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:52

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man. people my age really know how to raise kids, huh?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:52

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dafuq did I just read?

I'm glad I was that teenager who... Well... Yeah. Just... Not having that teenage drama. Then again, my father would beat me senseless.

scoob > Clown Shoe Pilot 07/22/2014 at 23:54

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Don't feel bad. Look at the people my age, them being the subject of this post.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Clown Shoe Pilot 07/22/2014 at 23:55

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These parents must be so proud of their children. Sneaking out every night getting high and drunk and getting pregnant.

I hate my generation

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/22/2014 at 23:55

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It's pretty fucking cut and dry. If they did do things, fuck yeah she should be arrested. If they didn't, then no. I can't deny that in the 2 years I've lived here, I have developed an unreasonable, passionate hate for Florida. If you are not a beach person, there is nothing to do. There are no good backroads. It is also TOO FUCKING FLAT!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/22/2014 at 23:57

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I live less than a mile from the beach. And I hate the beach.

There are no driving roads ANYWHERE! There are no hills ANYWHERE! There is nothing worth staying here for as a young person unless you cant stand being away from the beach.

As soon as I can, Im outta here. And I will never retire back here!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:02

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I've escaped before. Shit luck has brought me back again. I feel trapped. Especially when there is so much room for playing on trails and curvy dirt roads, but they are either military owned or National Forest. https://www.google.com/maps/place/San…

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:10

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Wait. Is she 13. Thirteen and pregnant ? When I was thirteen I was making Lego models, not making fucking babies. That's just revolting. I genuinely wonder what her parents feel. The DailyMail would love a story like this.

In addition, I don't and never will understand the delight behind going to stinky, noisy clubs and getting pissed out of one's mind, especially at an age where you're not even lawfully entitled to have a stalagmite stuffed inside your fairy cave. I just turned 17 just over a week ago and the only club I ever set foot in was a billiards club, and even that was horrid - it stank of cigarette smoke and the music was atrocious. Never again…

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2014 at 00:12

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Hey at least your North florida, an easy escape. Im way down South, it's like half a days drive just to leave!

Dsscats > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 00:20

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This sounds so fake, but a girl at my middle school had 2 abortions by the time she was in 9th grade. I'm not fucking kidding. Its so sad.

Leadbull > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:27

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To be fair, I don't think the 30 year old is part of your generation.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:29

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This is true, but I consider Mobile as Florida. It is too weird to be a part of Alabama.

catkam623 misses his 944 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:32

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As part of your generation I'm offended. Looking at that post I'm disgusted. Looking at the comments I'm glad that my friend who's birth control failed and his gf decided to keep it is at least a good enough person that he got a full time job and is there for the kid.

Trevor Mohr > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:42

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I hate our generation SO much too! Urgh! Oh, and thank God you don't live on the hellhole of Long Island.

Trevor Mohr > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 00:43

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17 and see it everyday.. Urgh.

Opposite Locksmith > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 01:03

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I think you'll find that every generation sucks my friend

What do you drive now that we three posts deep?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > catkam623 misses his 944 07/23/2014 at 01:10

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Yeah you know that does actually make a huge difference. Half these kids dont even remember who they slept with the next day. And those dads who do find out run off.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 01:14

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I know man! 13 I was playing with Hot Wheels. You can see the quality parenting going on here!

And no, I don't get this love of getting high every night and getting drunk. ive never drank or done weed. Never been to these wild parties. Never done anything. And im 16 and ive been offered. But its not worth it at all.

Kids throwing their damn lives away.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Opposite Locksmith 07/23/2014 at 01:15

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I'd rather not talk about it....

but its a 2013 Civic LX Sedan with an automatic. I'm leasing. Sharing with my grandma. I had no choice in it. Not exciting but a reliable car nonetheless. Looking to buy an old Volvo soon though for a second car

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 02:05

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lol "done weed". Nah good for you, and you'll get through high school and realize that this shit doesn't really matter at all. As long as you're above all the bullshit don't worry what the others are up to.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 02:22

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This is fucked up. As a parent (of a 4 year old) I would like to say that I am proud of those of you who aren't fuck ups. Seriously, I didn't even know there were so many teenagers on oppo, you guys are well spoken and intelligent. You don't even spell with numbers.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 02:57

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...especially at an age where you're not even lawfully entitled to have a stalagmite stuffed inside your fairy cave.

I have never, ever read this expression before. You learn something new every day on Oppo!

KnowsAboutCars > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 06:52

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Reading through all these comments. Are American teens completely unaware of birth control?! What comes to drinking I understand it but why you have to get wasted? Why not just get few good beers and enjoy?

Also, don't hate our whole generation there are sensible teens outside Oppo too. Believe me.

thebigbossyboss > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 07:07

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Wait so she is thirty and he is 16? WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?

Slow4o > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 07:30

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Man Florida is so very ratchet.

Slow4o > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 07:31

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I think the main point is that this is in Florida. Soooooo, not terribly surprising.

zeontestpilot > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 10:51

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I'm 27, and have only been to a bar once....for my bachelor party. All two of the grooms-men convinced me to try a O'Douls. Never again.

zeontestpilot > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 10:54

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You just inspired me to make sure my daughter, a toddler, will have a hobby to distract her for the rest of her life....

zeontestpilot > KnowsAboutCars 07/23/2014 at 10:57

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Birth control costs money, as does condoms. If these teens are really this young, I doubt they have an allowance or a job. Plus, not all birth controls work for everyone. I know a married couple who have had two accidents while using birth control.

zeontestpilot > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/23/2014 at 10:58

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Hello, my name is Jo5h.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

zeontestpilot > Slow4o 07/23/2014 at 10:59

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I really think that with Florida, it's out in the open. Everywhere else they try to cover it up and hide it.

Bandit > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 11:07

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You say that as if it is a bad thing, I was building Lego models well into my 16th year of life. :D

KnowsAboutCars > zeontestpilot 07/23/2014 at 11:07

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Yeah, I know all birth controls don't work for everyone and they can fail but still, condoms are extremely cheap and work for 98% of people. Money isn't a valid reason not to use protection.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Bandit 07/23/2014 at 11:11

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I've moved on from Lego.

//noihaven't

//minearestillproudlyondisplay

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 11:11

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So very true.

Bandit > zeontestpilot 07/23/2014 at 11:13

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I hear the automotive hobby takes a lot of time...

zeontestpilot > KnowsAboutCars 07/23/2014 at 11:15

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Oh, you are totally right. But I have a gut feeling what money they do have is for weed and beer.

zeontestpilot > Bandit 07/23/2014 at 11:22

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I'm thinking automotive, fishing, plastic models, hot wheels, video games, legos....you get the idea.

It's all part of my 5-point plan to sabotage her into a tomboy so she'll be 'one of the boys' and blend in. Jeans and baggy t-shirts for her. On the flip side, she's probably going to be the perfect girl for the guy who does gives her a chance....I have years to come to terms with that.

This is of course without my wife's approval, so it's going to be fun.

KnowsAboutCars > zeontestpilot 07/23/2014 at 11:22

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That might be the case but I don't want to believe that people so dumb exist.

zeontestpilot > KnowsAboutCars 07/23/2014 at 11:36

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.....if it makes you feel any better, we tend to hear the bad stuff more than the good stuff. I mean, we saw these FB posts because of its ridiculousness and outrage against it. We don't really hear about the teenager who helped that strange cat lady walk across the street, or the one who helps out at a homeless shelter. They are out there, they just don't get any credit, :).

KnowsAboutCars > zeontestpilot 07/23/2014 at 11:39

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Yeah, I know. I'm 19 and most people my age I've interacted with are alright.

catkam623 misses his 944 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/23/2014 at 11:52

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they were really stupid none the less. I'm proud of him for being a responsible father and pissed at her (cause she told him she was on it and didn't take it, she says it failed but regardless) but they both should have been way smarter. As to remembering who they slept with believe me they knew it was eachother but I really don't want to get into that.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/23/2014 at 12:49

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Haha I have a 6 year younger brother so all my legos went the way of the dodo, along with my action figures and hobby models...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > KnowsAboutCars 07/23/2014 at 13:52

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It seems to me more like they just don't care and aren't thinking. They are out to party! Why should they worry about anything like that! I won't get pregnant! I'll make sure he pulls out before! (This is the logic I hear)

And that's how I felt too. You know a beer or two isn't bad. But what's the fun in getting black out drunk?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/24/2014 at 02:29

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I ended up punching the guy in the face that tried to force weed on me. I was 15 or 16 at the time. Got a detention for one day, but that was all.

BeholdTheCamaro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/24/2014 at 10:11

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Sweet Jesus. I've never seen anything quite this bad myself, but I met a 14-year-old girl this summer who would jump at the chance to get alcohol and gateway drugs. She ended up drinking in the room of a guy who was in his 30's. Luckily some of my friends and I found out and put a stop to it before anything really bad could happen.

Stuff like this is why I think the hook-up culture's glorification of casual sex and binge drinking is a terrible thing, but I don't know that many people my age who think the same way I do.